How to be a "dude"

If i had to teach a class on being a male, this is what i would teach...

1) Never talk about emotions
2) Never cross your legs
3) Wear baggy pants
4) Talk about getting into fights
5) Talk about sex
4) Walk like you have eggs under your arms

But seriously, I would emphasize the fact that men shouldnt talk about thier emotions with other males. Males can never show thier emotions. Males are also always leaders, a male will do anything to surpass another male. A male should also be very pushy and aggresive. In terms of dress, nothing revealing... pants shouldnt be tight, prefferably loose. Shirts, hoodies, button up shirts, collerd shirts, is about all a male should wear, keeping in mind that shorts should rarely ever be shorter than the kneecaps. Hair should be kept on the shorter side, no longer than shoulder length. Colors pink should be avoided.. prefferably stick to black, navy blue, white. When walking a male should always keep his chin up, and sway his arms around, some more "ghetto" males like to lean back and swing thier bodies when walking. As for sitting a male should never cross his legs... that would be considered "homosexual." Only crossing that is appropriate is ankle over leg. A male's body language can be viewed as more lazy i guess, he shouldnt ever stare down another males eyes because that too would be considered homosexual. What not to do as a male is NEVER wear high heels and ear rings. This would totally give away your cover.